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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

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Porsche, There is No Substitute
-Porsche

25 ratings, 59 votes25 ratings, 59 votes +25

Look Ma, no cavities!
-Crest

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One can measure the greatness and moral progress of a nation by looking at how it treats its animals

25 ratings, 53 votes25 ratings, 53 votes +25

Boys lift weights…but Men lift cheerleaders

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man – the airplane, the automobile, the computer – says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy

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People over profits

25 ratings, 39 votes25 ratings, 39 votes +25

Life – A Race Worth Running For!

25 ratings, 35 votes25 ratings, 35 votes +25

It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.

25 ratings, 35 votes25 ratings, 35 votes +25

Abortion? The Supreme Court also legalized Slavery

25 ratings, 31 votes25 ratings, 31 votes +25

Pro Life: The radical idea that babies are people.

25 ratings, 29 votes25 ratings, 29 votes +25

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

24 ratings, 74 votes24 ratings, 74 votes +24

If you had to kill the cow yourself, you’d eat tofu

24 ratings, 72 votes24 ratings, 72 votes +24

My weapon is my body. My element is water. My world is swimming.

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

24 ratings, 54 votes24 ratings, 54 votes +24

Every game is game seven

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My lovely honey Valentine, You make me half insane,
but I still love you very much, my darling little pain.

24 ratings, 45 votes24 ratings, 45 votes +24

Safety starts with S but begins with you

24 ratings, 44 votes24 ratings, 44 votes +24

Children shouldn’t raise children

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