The easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one


+561
Dear Math, I’m not a therapist Solve your own Problems


+227
I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient


+143
People say nothing is impossible, But I do nothing everyday


+128
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.


+110
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems


+79
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.


+76
I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.


+74
Birthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays, live longer.


+61
Always remember you’re unique, like everyone else


+56
Keep staring….I may do a trick.


+54
If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy


+36
practice safe lunch use condiments


+32
My favorite exercise is smiling


+30
The more people I meet , the more I like my chihuahua


+28
if we are a country associated with free speech why do we have phone bills?


+26
My reality check just bounced.


+18
I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.


+17
Dangerously under-medicated.


+12
Get out of my bubble


+8