Dear Math, I’m not a therapist Solve your own Problems
+227
I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient
+143
People say nothing is impossible, But I do nothing everyday
+128
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.
+110
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
+79
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
+76
I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.
+74
Always remember you’re unique, like everyone else
+56
Keep staring….I may do a trick.
+54
practice safe lunch use condiments
+32
The more people I meet , the more I like my chihuahua
+28
My reality check just bounced.
+18
I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.
+17
Dangerously under-medicated.
+12
Get out of my bubble
+8