Is it too late to be good?
+45
I wanted to be a witch for Halloween but my mother in law wouldn’t loan me a dress
+44
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Years and Christmas
+43
Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill until you go shopping and get the bill!
+41
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle!
+39
Christmas Gifts, Christmas Trees, Christmas is the time to please.
+37
Gobble Gobble till you Wobble
+35
What happens under the Mistletoe, stays under the Mistletoe
+29
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
+29
Watch your step. Watch where you go, you may end up under mistletoe!
+27
It will be Bliss when I get that New Years Kiss
+27
A hug is the perfect Christmas Gift, one size fits all and it is easily returned.
+26
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
+25
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
+25
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
+24
Believe in Santa Clause, teddy bears and friends,and a magical joy that never ends
+24
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.
+24
My lovely honey Valentine, You make me half insane,
but I still love you very much, my darling little pain.
+24
Join us if you dare for a Halloween scare!
+24
On Halloween night, you’re sure to have a fright.
+21
